Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
The daydreams of John Muir
"Sure - there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but who said you could have it?"
"I still don't understand his last words - something about a rare sleeping disorder."
"That's all you have to do for five bucks - rub your head on that black strip."
"Hey Mom! Check out Junior's head!"
"Well ... it's had its ups and downs! Ha-ha-ha! had its ups and downs! Ha-ha! ups and downs..."
"They ... peeled ... me ... but Doctor Gorilla put me back together..."
"Look - it's a snail! What will we call this little feller? I know, he's Smokey the Snail!"