Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Curses - it's your friendly caninehood Spider Flea!"
"I don't want to die ... I want to live ... I want to hatch ... I want ... to be ... a chicken ..."
"This is either a Winter's worth of food for us or another media circus."
Pasadena, 1985 - the secret affair between Mickey Mouse and Marilyn Monroe
12:25 am - Hans prepares to test his one-toss egg scrambling system.
"Aw, Mom - it was just a joke! Look - we rigged it up with wires and stuff. Mom?"
"Hey everybody - time to bob for apples!"
Elvis's goldfish
"Our minute's up, and that's all the time we have today for The One-Minute Heart Surgeon."
"Great. My sinuses are back."