Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"That's the rules, kid. You can't advance to 'sperm whale' until you fight the giant squid."
The evening news for the extremely gullible
Leroy thinks hard.
"Mice! And they've got cable before we did."
Greenpeace volunteers attempt to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a beached whale.
Useless household products
Kolchak: The Night Crawler
The Dim Reaper