Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
If Freddy Kruger was a Valley Girl
"A sudden fall, a broken back, a needless death - all because another dog wanted to be like Snoopy."
"This always cracks me up - watch when Glyxp steps out with the vacuum cleaner."
Life's littlest disasters
"You might have seen me on Letterman, or the Farm Report - I'm the World's Largest Yam."
"Back off! Leave her alone! Drift away! You're all animals! A bunch of ... balloon animals!"
"Ho ho! Your bullets cannot touch me! Why? Because I am the star and I went to the gym more times than you!"
"We encourage people to keep plants in their office, but slime molds are another matter."
A soulful vignette in Cow National Park
Donald tries out his bullshit detector.