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"You fools! You'll sail off the edge of the slide!"
"I just wish you could see what the inside of your vacuole looks like."
Punk protozoa
"Willy mitosised the bed!"
"You take those things right back - they'll eat us out of house and home!"
"Ever notice how his hair indulates slowly in the breeze? Kind of like ... cilia?"
When amoebas work out
Break Oozing
Cheap cilia toupees