Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Wash behind your pseudopods, and don't get sucked down the drain."
"The good news is soon you'll be able to reproduce asexually."
"Get the kids, Iris - the microscope is back!"
"And just for that remark, young man, you can go wash out your vacuole with soap."
Blob in the box
"No, I can't 'do' your amoeba."
"I'm taking the amoeba out for an ooze."
The Blob With Two Nuclei
"You fool! You're in love with a wad of gum!"
Micro microcomputers nerds